Newsflash: If you search for “list of pie eating countries” on google.com you’ll get 916,000 results. I’ll give you six seconds to guess what the number one result is.
Times up! Yes, that’s right folks. Thanks to the unsuspecting soul who searched for “list of pie eating countries” and ended up at my blog… I am now savvy to the fact that my blog has reached #1 status on Google in this crucial category.
DISCLAIMER: This blog has never had, nor will ever have, a list of pie eating countries. A regrettable consequence of this post is that now, more than ever, pie-loving searchers will be led to this blog in search of such a list.
Other Google top 5 appearances:
“I looked out the window and what did I see” #1
“crayon pinewood” #2
“lisa kristen scott quilter” #5
A partial list of “how the heck did you manage to find *this* blog buried amidst the thousands of pages of search results?”
“spinach” (13 million results)
“avoiding cancer” (1.3 million results)
“wetsuit” (1.9 million results)
“work desk” (63.5 million results)
“washer in basement” (1.2 million results)
“our dream house” (38.5 million results
“kick some butt” (did I say that? 1.4 million results)
Unfortunately, I’d guess that the only person who clicked through to my blog from google and found what they were looking for… was the person who searched for “adventures in beanland” yesterday. 🙂