The number one reason? When you’re two weeks old, you spend 1438 minutes a day sleeping, drinking milk, or getting ready to sleep or drink milk. True, you spend 2 minutes hollering while you get your diaper changed with cold wipes, but you forget about it just seconds after you’re re-bundled in feetie pajamas.
The number two reason? You can sport a mullet and look good doing it.
Business in the front.
Party in the back.