Funny Mackenzie

When we said goodbye to my mom at the airport a few days ago, Mackenzie said “bye” belatedly, after grandma had already given her a kiss and closed the door.

As I drove away, I hear from the backseat a contemplative, “Oh! That was sad not to say goodbye to Grandma.” Followed by, “Grandma did not kiss me on the cheek. She kissed me on the forehead.”


“She’s a good kisser!”


Yesterday, I busted out a few cans of the playdough we bought for trick-or-treaters. Considering we get around a dozen kids knocking on our door every year, I figured we’d have a can or two to spare in the Costco pack of 60. 😉

Mackenzie asked what we were going to make with it, and I responded with what I felt was an impressive list of possibilities: “Food, animals, faces, flowers, cars, houses, anything you like.”

Her face lit up as a brilliant idea dawned on her. “Oooh! Or we could… cut it in HALF!”

Yes, or that.


In the car on the drive to the farmer’s market today, Mackenzie was cuddling her stuffed bear and cooing to him. She tenderly wrapped him up in a soft blanket and exclaimed over how “precious” and “new” he was and how she was going to “take care” of him.

I thought it was a perfect opportunity to ask Mackenzie what she wants to be when she grows up, and had every anticipation of her responding that she’d like to be a mama.


Without hesitation, she came back with:

“A big monster.”

When pressed, she revealed that she would be a red furry monster but she has a lot of growing up to do before that point.

It’s definitely a bright future ahead.


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Scott is a family practice doctor and Anne is a full-time mother and teacher to three beautiful girls and one boy.
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3 Responses to Funny Mackenzie

  1. Maya says:

    oh my goodness i laughed out loud at the last one! i can’t wait until miles starts talking. mackenzie’s career aspirations remind me of my sister’s, when she was a little older than mackenzie. my sister informed mom that she was going to grow up to be a cheerleader and girlscout and that she would have 2 children, whom she’d name happy and grasshopper.

    we’ll definitely have to do a playdate next time you guys come out here (or vice versa)!


  2. Laura says:

    I laughed so hard reading this! She is a wonderful little girl. What a sweetheart!


  3. Aunt Melanie says:

    I think I am going to nick name her Monster Mac from now on, just to make sure this idea gets really cemented in her head! I love this, I bust out laughing…


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